As is customary, before the New Year I made a New Year's resolution. I decided to revise my attitudes and thoughts in the new year. I was more than fed up that in various evaluations and surveys from the field I was assessed as a bunji and an enemy of the state. So, I decided to revise and become a friend of the state, that is, the party in power. I reckon that someone from these structures in power will offer me a role in the new film "Afera Snajka 3". If there are already cinema blockbusters Rocky, Die Hard, the first, second, third, hundredth part, I hope that there will be more parts of the aforementioned domestic hit here as well.
I will have the opportunity to audition soon, before the local elections in Podgorica. I am posting an ad stating that I will vote for whoever my state-building friends-directors tell me to vote for, and in return I am looking for, to begin with, a secondary role in the film "Afera Snajka 3". If I perform well, maybe they will give me something more, you never know. On a part-time basis, I am ready to defend state-building directors and their friends, brothers and godfathers everywhere and in every place for the needs of the film. I will defend them from everyone like me. That is, until I revised. Also, I state in the ad that in case I get a role in the film, I will volunteer to perform indentation work for all important actors for whose needs the film is being shot. Is it a little?
I will revise, so where it broke, it broke. Let my closest relatives disown me too - I will not give in. I decided to be an actor. I settled into my new role. I already admire the wisdom of coastal philosophers and work on them in my free time. I carefully read the official and unofficial biographies of the political and economic actors of the film. I admire how wise and capable people are. They made a fortune out of nothing. Whatever they touch, they turn to gold. I seriously began to believe that among the political and economic elite was hiding King Midas with a golden hand! What visions these people have. How wisely they decide on our behalf. How dare I revise earlier. The second RTCG diary is a must-read in my house. Whatever they say is true. I swear by the Editor-in-Chief. And only history, geography, language and religion. I have mastered everything. I'm ready to vote for the best. For parties in power, in the future - always for power and always under power.
There.
This is what a revised man looks like in the new year. I discovered the talent in me. A true actor.
I'm sure they'll buy me, that is, hire me to star in a movie, at the casting call for local elections in the spring. No one will castigate me at the casting, but at home - I don't really care. It is important for me to act and to be with the government. There is no better aphrodisiac than power. It's just that now the grace is gone when I think that I too will be at the mercy of the authorities. It doesn't matter that I live badly, that I take out loans to pay for electricity and other utilities, it doesn't matter. RTCG says it will be better in 2014. Good for me. I will be the new Radovan II, my name was not my name. Although I have already forgotten who I am and where I am from. All for the needs of the film. Cheers.
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