Thinkers

If one takes into account the amount of paper they spend on printing assembly materials and other more or less meaningless ways, one could say that they are - woodcutters. The small forest has gone to their work so far. Which is based on thinking, as explained by Miško V. And not on cutting wood.

And that proverbial social sense - he feels sorry for the workers of Lenka and KAP. Touching. What (social sense) appears in such situations - and somehow it thins out, or disappears when these same people (Lenka, KAP, others) come before the House of Reflection, as the Assembly should be called in the future. MP MP thinks that it is not good to pander to "social demagogues". And being "one-sided". When you hear him talk like this, a man would say that, principled as he is, he must have left DPS.

But - is everything really as it should be, explains MV, using effective metaphors

The question of salaries is, it seems, the only thing that fundamentally unites Montenegrin MPs. God created his beard first, Miško will say. Well, only then to him. However, this degree of agreement in our parliament is not caused by (I guess indisputable) European laws, nor (I guess indisputable) standards of civilization, but the purse issue - it has a magical effect. If it were not so, I guess this electoral law, recently adopted in a photo finish, would have passed the court of Montenegrin (paid) thinkers a long time ago.

After all, that thinking is so hard work that, say, four years of thinking (two shortened mandates) are worth as much as someone's forty years of work. Because, according to the law, those four years of thinking are quite enough for a decent pension. That law was deemed unconstitutional, but the power of thinking, that is, thinkers, is great, so such pensions still remained.

But perhaps, in accordance with the insights of MP Vuković, the Assembly itself should be reorganized a little. So that MPs know immediately - why they are there.

Let's say that Roden's Thinker is placed in front of the parliament - so that people know what their job is, but also as a monument to all the magnificent thoughts that we have heard so far from that building. They could also decorate it with party badges - so that it is known that they are all in the same job. Deep (and profitable) thinking. A thinker - that's what we all are.

But that is not enough. A replica of Rafeal's School of Athens should also be made and hung in the hall of parliament. But, instead of the idealized figures of the Hellenic philosophers, to put a version with the figures of our thinkers from the parliament. In branded togas. That our members of parliament know that they are there to think, not to chop wood. Ranko instead of Plato, and Migo as Aristotle (God forgive me!). Or, in order for Aristotle not to come to my dreams (and perform miracles), let the prophet Mischostotelus, the man who discovered thinking, take his role. And made a business out of it.

Also, it would be good if school excursions were brought to the parliament, so that they could silently tour the halls and see how people think. In square meter and a half per person. But when the thought is fast and sharp, it cannot have any obstacles, it knows no limitations. When they return to their schools, the students could write beautiful written assignments in the language with fractions and underscores - on the topic When the ambassador thinks, as if the stars are falling from the sky. Or something like that. Maybe - I don't think so, dear MP. The teachers who, as is well known, receive salaries five to six times less than the deputies, will come up with something, but they still don't think about their work, it's easy for them, they chop wood...

So Miskostotel. From the head of the entire parliament.

What a touching agreement: what ideas can't, money can. No problem: the right reason for a thinker.