It's about some funny little town in New Mexico, which, for sure, almost no one would even know about, if something hadn't happened, which many still claim that in fact - it didn't even happen.
Many believe that some unfortunate aliens fell there in 1947. There are also photos of the alleged autopsy of these creatures, and a few days ago documents were extracted from the FBI archives and published which, as many think, confirm that story.
Of course, after such news, despite the jovial name of the agent who signs the report (Gaj Hotel), conspiracy theorists are always alive. Such documents are the coveted el dorado for them. Despite the thunderous announcements, these documents do not actually confirm anything sensational new.
But this is not a problem for those who believe. They only need an impulse, everything else is "done" by belief. You must know that from somewhere...
Maybe they were lucky to land in the New Mexico desert after all.
If, at that time, in 1947-48, they had fallen, God forbid, to Montenegro, what could have happened to them - they would have easily perished while proving that they were not Russian spies. Or that saboteurs were not inserted to undermine the socialist order under construction.
Although, the Americans must have also checked them well - that they still don't know a Russian word...
But let's imagine how they would have fared if, instead of New Mexico, they had landed in Montenegro, but not in 1947, but, let's say, some sixty years later. In cosmic terms, sixty years is nothing, if they had "wandered" a little longer for a curve near Andromeda or Sirius, they would have been just as late.
Well, let's say, it's as if they're in a bit of trouble - that, by chance, they fell during the census period. What would happen to them all when they declare themselves. How would you choose a nation and a language? Would they be confused by billboards? Who would explain to them that they "sucked the Serbian language with their mother's milk", and that Montenegrin is "autochthonous" not only in the Solar System but also in the entire linguistic diversity of the Milky Way.
Or, that they fell somewhere around the legendary Kultura cinema in Podgorica (into the school yard-summer cinema garden), and that, scared and confused, they fled into the building. Not knowing that their luck had left them a long time ago - maybe right on that bend near Andromeda (or Sirius).
How will you know there, in the cosmic expanses, that somewhere in the rest of the universe, there is a mayor who has gone to war with the Culture. Well, after the bookstore, he set out to destroy the cinema as well.
But, since it is not easy to turn a bisokop into a boutique, the mayor decided to demolish this charming and old building - as if this city is full of ancient buildings. (He must have experienced something ugly in the darkness of the cinema: that he drank some kind of anthology "basket" or sound slap.)
And all the residents of the complex remember such events - and take revenge when they catch them.
Let's go back to the aliens: what happened to them, and they had just arrived in Montenegro... The voice of Čepurak would not even report on their sudden arrival. What was not announced by the authorities, did not happen. And these high-ranking diplomatic guests arrive unannounced.
Of course, the fact that they did not report the arrival would not prevent them from publishing - denials by the Government Commission, that, in fact, no one was coming. That's what the tabloids write... Which aliens, Mr. Minister?
Or, that they fell for some kind of Cossack gathering of patriots. By the time the cosmic unfortunates would realize that they need to declare themselves on identity issues, they would quickly be left without an identity. It would be - aliens, out of the country. Along with other traitors. They would not even bring up the issue of citizenship. And who here would say a nice word for them.
The fact that the aliens are completely silent would probably bring them closer to Marović. But I don't believe that it would disturb the relations in DPS. There are no aliens that could do that... As you can see, they were lucky after all. New Mexico is an incomparably better variant than Montenegro.
However, the funnest thing would be if, for example, they fell into the yard of the public service... More opportunities would be waiting for them there. If the authorities would realize that these beings are persistently silent - they would certainly offer them a managerial or editorial position.
The second possibility is more attractive - if they met the eloquent Marko Milačić (just returned from surveying the property), who would certainly find a common language with them, and immediately lead them to protests in front of the Government, which would be good - because a rebellion in Montenegro would got an intergalactic dimension.
And it would be an interesting proof that it is easier to persuade even aliens to democratic action than Montenegrins. Well, who fell from Mars...
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