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I would be a patriarch, and we don't know about the list yet...

If DPS thought anything good (about) Montenegrins, it would not call for a boycott of the census that would show that - there are them. Nor would he (i) use their money to help build a temple for a church that has been claiming for 102 years that they - do not exist

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Disclaimer: The translations are mostly done through AI translator and might not be 100% accurate.

Friday, October 13 - Serbian Patriarch Porfirije is coming to Montenegro tomorrow, for his third official visit to the faithful of the Serbian Orthodox Church.

In the clergy's escort, however, there will not only be members of the church, but also members of the Assembly of Serbia - Milica Đurđević from Zavetnik and Boško Obradović from Dveri...

Which is a great democratic step forward...

Because just two years ago, that sacred escort was made up of representatives of the Serbian Cobras and the Montenegrin Anti-Terrorist Unit, in cooperation with ballistic shields and armored blankets...

And made two false flights to camouflage the real one.

This time, an Air Montenegro plane will be enough, because the night before landing on the road from the airport to the capital, there are no barricades or guardians of the belvedere tradition.

* * *

Saturday, October 14 - It would be evening and it would be morning, the first day...

And the patriarch came...

And to the believers of the Serbian Church in front of the Serbian temple he said:

- At every opportunity, with pride and dignity, express and testify your identity completely freely and decisively as believers of the SPC, speakers of the Serbian language and as honorable members of the Serbian people.

Which is perfectly fine...

Because no member of the Serbian - or any other - nation in Montenegro should be ashamed of being a believer of the Serbian or any other church...

Which speaks Serbian - or any other - language.

And what belongs to the Serbian - or any other - people...

The continuation of the patriarch's instruction on strengthening the Serbian identity is also not disputed:

- Here, better than elsewhere, we know what our faith is, who our ancestors are... Hence, we deeply feel that it is only right to continue on the same path, the path of Saint Simeon and Saint Sava.

I share that deep feeling…

Because it is right that believing Serbs follow the path of Serbian saints...

What would it look like if the Serbian patriarch - it was said far - invited them to follow the path of Saint Ivan Crnojević and Saint Peter of Cetinje...

And any other Montenegrin lord...

Or the bishops of the Montenegrin Orthodox Church...

* * *

Sunday, October 15 - It would be evening and it would be morning, the second day...

And the liturgy would...

And renewing the material from last night's address:

- We declared and we declare who we are and what we are, we declare that we are a people of the Orthodox faith, and we also confirm that the Orthodox faith is our context of life and existence...

And then, what would the creator of the Serbian language say, the same thing, only a little differently:

- The Serbian people lived for many centuries without any state of their own, but never once did they give up on themselves, what they are, their identity, they never abandoned their Orthodox faith and church...

And so until the end of the liturgy, the patriarch affirmed last night's lesson about the free and decisive expression of Serbian religious, linguistic and ethnic identity...

And confirmed how little he knows about Serbs in Montenegro...

And ignored their three-decade-long not only manifestation but also strengthening of the Serbian identity trinity, thanks to which they came from less than ten percent three decades ago to almost thirty...

And underestimated the Serbs in Montenegro more than any of their spiritual and worldly leaders...

* * *

Monday, October 16 - A day later, Montenegrins received the same treatment, but not from the Serbian patriarch, but from the Montenegrin DPS.

- We have repeatedly reiterated our clear position that this is not an environment for holding a regular census - said Danijel Živković once again.

What is it - yes, they repeated and asked for it to be postponed for six months.

They did not explain what will change by then.

That Porfirije won't start shouting E viva Montenegro...

Or a minority government becomes a majority...

And the DF's support for Milojko Spajić will bring greater political stability to Montenegro than the DPS's support for Dritan Abazović...

And yes, I almost forgot the most important thing...

How is it that "this is not an environment for holding a census", but it was a year earlier when the former president of the state and DPS signed the Law on the Census...

And then, let's not lie, the tentative date for holding the census was November...

And Montenegro at that time was bursting with stability, so much so that because of that bursting it had to hold extraordinary elections...

Which, look at the wonders, was caused by DPS...

And again, if he's lucky, in the spring...

Three or four months of the census campaign, isn't it...

* * *

Tuesday, October 17 - Those who did not understand what the census was for had the opportunity to see for themselves yesterday, the goal of the census is ethnic engineering - concluded the Acting President of DPS.

He did not explain whether this "yesterday" refers to the address of the Serbian patriarch...

That ethnic engineering means the reduction of the number of Montenegrins is clear without any explanation.

And for all normal members of the Montenegrin people, offensive beyond measure.

And there were none, according to old Montenegrin, to the devil if they were ready to renounce themselves. With or without anyone's invitation, it doesn't matter...

But the patriarch called for two full days?

Yes, he invited the faithful of the Serbian Orthodox Church. Whose name says that the church of the Orthodox Serbs...

They say that there were also Montenegrins there?

I believe, except that it has nothing to do with the sermon of Porfiri, but with the Montenegrins who came to hear it.

And they got what they asked for...

The same as all those Montenegrins who voted for DPS for three decades.

The party that (and) these days persistently humiliates them by calling for a boycott of the census that would show that they still exist.

And she never called for a boycott of the church, which for 102 years claims that there are none.

If DPS (about) Montenegrins thought anything good, he would not doubt their steadfastness.

Nor did he collectively suspect that one - or a hundred and one - messages could convince them that they are not what they are.

And especially not, as the Serbian patriarch did, insulting the autochthonous people by suspecting that they are ethnically incomplete.

And nationally immature to the extent that before the census he needs an instruction for identification...

But let the Serbs see it with Porfiri.

And what should Montenegrins who still trust DPS see?

That, if the European Union does not die before them, this is the last census that will allow personal declaration of nation and religion.

As they are listed this time, so will it be written in the registers on the basis of which, after 2030 and eventual entry into the EU, the listing will be carried out in Montenegro as well...

By boycotting the census, they will, in fact, boycott themselves...

Despite this, I agree with DPS on one thing: if there is a boycott, there should not be a fine.

For falling for another prank of that party, both the Montenegrins and all those who will follow them in the boycott, will be a sufficient punishment - a minus balance on the list...

* * *

Wednesday, October 18 - Regarding the sentence that should be handed down to Tonino Pizzula and Pedro Marquez, Montenegro has no one to turn to and they want to...

And it won't, unfortunately, because the polity of the stronger and bigger is part of the infamous Montenegrin tradition...

Both worldly and spiritual...

Honestly, I don't know anything about Marquez, but that's why I know too much about Picula. He would not have shown such loyalty to the former regime so zealously even if he was a regular member of the DPS...

It was expected that the party would have a hand in the census...

But, that four fifths of the European deputies will fall for the hoax that a country, which organized three rounds of elections at the European level, is not able to do a regular statistical job, and no one in their right mind could have expected that...

An invitation was sent to Montenegro to conduct the population census "as soon as the political deadlock in the country ends"...

What political deadlock? The one that started six years ago, when negotiations with Brussels stalled?

Well, he was at his peak back in the spring... And ended with the elections...

If it were not so, this same European Parliament, just three months ago, would not have invited Montenegro to conduct the census - before the end of the year...

But in Brussels they are afraid of increased polarization of society?

Just casually, we've been Googling this polarization ever since Montenegro restored its statehood in 1945...

And overtaken after the polarization in 1948...

And they polarized again in 1991, reinforced by heavy weapons, and yet we successfully organized the census...

And then we continued to polarize every two or three years - 1997, 1999, 2002...

And in 2003, in the midst of polarization in a country whose name we couldn't even pronounce (DZSiCG), all but one registered without complaint...

And in 2006, maximally polarized, they held a referendum...

And in 2020, uh, that polarization seemed far away, the three-decade autocratic regime was sent to the opposition with a pencil...

And now, while we are forming a democratic government for the third time...

And when everything goes normally...

And within the constitutional deadlines...

Reporter Tonino Picula claims that we are not capable even of a regular statistical task...

Whatever he claims, 529 European MPs believe him...

If only Escobar would believe him and - God, help Montenegro...

Even through Patriarch Porfirio...

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