This lightness of laughing and forgetting really becomes unbearable, but not - or not only - because after laughing comes crying.
But because nothing comes after forgetting...
I don't like to weigh in at the very beginning, readers have had enough trouble without me, but I combined two Milan Kundera titles with the best of intentions.
After three of our decades, re-reading it would be very healing...
If my intention was bad, I would repeat - with a change of location - a graffiti by an anonymous author from the beginning of the nineties:
- It's spring, and I live in Montenegro!
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This is what happens when history repeats itself as a farce, so the trainee training begins at the highest position...
Does anyone still remember the scandalous address of the Prime Minister to the opposition and the public:
- You're asking me in vain, you'll never know how much money is in the budget - that's what the trainee prime minister said after the state export-import company started smuggling oil.
And how is it now?...
The same thing, just a little different - what would that reformer say who almost two centuries earlier started the equally legal export of the Montenegrin language, and then a century and a half later Montenegro imported it as Serbo-Croatian...
The import of the logic used by the Supreme State Prosecutor's Office to justify its exemption from the investigation into violations of the law in the Government is a record holder in terms of duration and goes back to the fourth century BC.
How do I know? Well, from Aristotle...
Unfortunately, the logical syllogism according to the rules of his time looks like this today:
Main premise: On the occasion of the decision-making session on the 20th, none of the government officials filed a criminal complaint.
Secondary premise: Determining the legality of Government decisions is the responsibility of the Administrative Court.
Conclusion: The competent state prosecutor's office will not file a criminal case on this issue ex officio.
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- I was killed by a black Montenegrin talik, nowhere further from Njegoš... As I did not remember this deductive reasoning, but I ruined myself and the tribe - Milivoje Katnić can now reason to his heart's content, planting the onion he wanted to plant after Barjamovica to us at Resist...
How lucky that he was also exempted from the so-called of a coup d'état, because - unlike the VDT now - it would not only protect itself...
Yes, it would look just as silly, but if he used the premises of his colleagues from VDT, he would also save the country:
- Regarding the rumors about the overthrow of the constitutional order, none of the officials from the Army and the Police filed a report.
- The Constitutional Court is responsible for determining violations of the Constitution.
Conclusion: The Special State Prosecutor's Office will not file a criminal case ex officio on this issue.
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Where is the luck that even Gabriel Escobar never formed an object called Montenegro.
Or, when the USA had already decided to devote itself to the formation of cases in the Balkans after the disastrous Middle East, that this Montenegrin fell for someone wiser than him.
How their envoy stands with logic was shown by his latest homework for all of Montenegro "to support everything the Prime Minister does".
Which is not something new because Escobar, just like Katnić in his pen, got into the habit of playing us the head of the class...
So much for the topic of default support in everything and the unprecedented.
I reckon that readers have already seen Željko's greeting to the democratic copy of Selim Pasha, with sincere regret that it was not addressed "from the bishop and all the leaders"...
Well, now I don't know if classmate Escobar also regretted the task, but if he tried to iron it out - he did...
Ironing, however, did not help him on the issue of another, but previously repeated message several times: who is allowed and who is not allowed to be in or even in power in Montenegro.
Unwanted partners, that's how he tries to alleviate it... In vain, turn it around, it comes to the same thing...
Representatives of Serbian national parties cannot join the government, that's how it translates from Anglo-American to all four of our...
For years, he received greetings immediately after the translation, in vain, and there is still no answer to the question of what to do with them...
Should we impose the penal-remedial measure of banning them from entering the Government after all the elections until 2030?
Or that we don't even let them on buses until 180 years have passed since the restoration of Montenegrin independence. That's exactly how long it took the USA to abolish segregation, after the white woman Rosa Parks refused to board a bus that did not accept blacks.
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And why should I connect Escobar and Katnić?
Well, it is not related to politics, but to that Aristotelian logic from the beginning of the story.
It seems that his teacher Socrates is closer to both of them.
And his: I'm trying to think, don't confuse me with facts...
Despite that, I was really confused by the fact that the former special agent publicly implicated the former President in the scandalous persecution of three Montenegrin lawyers five years ago...
I myself had a lot of close suspicions that Katnić was encouraged by someone from the top to such and such "violations of the rights to psychological integrity, the rights to honor, reputation, the protection of private life, the right to dignity, correspondence, personal records, as well as personality rights" .
That the impetus came from the top of the peaks, there was no evidence until the trial last Friday.
- I don't remember the exact date, I know it was at the ceremony of the Assembly in Cetinje organized on the occasion of Montenegro's entry into NATO. Đukanović approached me and asked what I knew about the reports of the member of the board of directors of Elektroprivreda and the capital representative in A2A, Orest Bramanti - that I and Rodić were racketeering him and that we were going to take 600.000 euros from them - said the former chief special prosecutor.
And he explained that after the meeting, he talked about it with the prosecutor at the time, Stojanka Radović, who told him that she was familiar with the case...
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The whole public became aware, the truth was much later, that all the accusations were a bare lie.
But only after Goran Rodić, Siniša Gazivoda and Marija Radulović, their families and friends, had their lives ruined for an extended period of time...
And now what?
Nothing to anyone, the state estimated that the destruction was worth 11.525,67 euros and paid them the money.
Now she is asking Katnić to reimburse her for that cost, but he doesn't want that...
No matter how that dispute ends, something much more important remains disputed, at least for me...
For what reason does he improve his - otherwise never established - friendship with Goran Rodić every year in every way.
Four days after the so-called during the coup they were friends, after the coup against three lawyers they became good friends...
At the last trial, they reached "extremely friendly relations"...
Of course, they are neither ordinary, nor good, nor exceptional friends, just former colleagues...
If anyone else had been so resourceful, I wouldn't have used this opportunity to warn my friend...
But it's Milivoje Katnić, and you never know with him...
As we never found out why he was "sorry that some citizens of a big country like Italy thought they could buy the chief special prosecutor for 300.000 euros"...
Because he failed to involve his distinguished colleague in the alleged bribery attempt...
Or because the amount of the bribe was drastically disproportionate to the assessment of the reputation of the possible recipient and the capabilities of the rich giver...
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The possibilities of the judges of the Supreme Court to choose the president have been exhausted even in the seventh attempt.
Now everyone seems to be worried about the blockade of the work of that court and the deadlock in the negotiations...
Unlike numerous civil activists, analysts, politicians and journalists, as well as their even more numerous but equally bereaved relatives from DPS and PES who differ only by one letter, I have no such worries...
It is my fault, of course, that Ana Vuković is not formally the first among the supreme...
Worrying about a country that never wanted her as the president of any court, from Basic to Constitutional, does not cross my mind...
And if the aforementioned really cared about the interests of that country and its citizens, they wouldn't have been hounding Dritan Abazović for a year and a half and leading a chase unworthy of a street, let alone a democratic dialogue...
Nor, after only a hundred days, would they overthrow the Government without any plan as to what to do next...
And that at a time when both the Prime Minister and the Government were already working hard on the laws that would speed up the negotiations not only on the recently noticed Chapter 23, but also on the property of criminals in connection with Chapter 24...
They learned then from the whining of that very Prime Minister and that very Government, looking for mistakes in drafts and proposals like a hair in an egg...
And not only in them, but in everything that the 43rd Government did...
And they don't even ask Milojko Spajić and his government why they haven't done anything about those laws in five months.
Well, now, you asked - look...
And I went to the truck store for two bags of popcorn...
PS Where should I go and who should I ask to warn the killer's defense attorney, which I have no objection to, to be careful what he says after the trial, I don't know... I only know that the recent statement that if no smuggled tobacco is found, there is no smuggling at all, was very inappropriate for the state of justice.
For what he said asking for the release of Anastasia Lashmanova's killer because "her life can no longer be recovered..." there is no one who can find a suitable word...
Appropriate words with the verdict that murder with 16 stabs with a blade or spike is not cruel will be found, I hope, by some higher court instance...
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